I feel like Im tied up and gagged in the back of his Ford Explorer while he does this and I’m desperately trying to use a piece of broken glass to cut the ropes around my wrist before he shuts the trunk
/r/choosingbeggars is the only good Subreddit I’ve decided
This is one of the best ones I’ve found from there
Damn you’re right
There was one where someone was giving away a free couch and someone sent them a message saying “My friend is giving away a couch AND an ottoman. Do you have any other free furniture to sweeten the pot?”